Jake Tapper was absolutely dumbfounded beginning his show Wednesday after Donald Trump nominated Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General. Trump named the controversial Florida Congressman as his nominee in a move that is bound to outrage Democrats and even shock many Republicans in Washington. Perhaps expressing that outrage, Tapper began his show in utter awe of the nomination.

ZOMBIE duck drones have been made by scientists using eerie flocks of dead birds in a haunting set of spy experiments. Clever biomimetic roboticists at New Mexico Tech have miraculously discovered a way to use deceased animal parts to create realistic flying and swimming impostors. The Frankenstein scientists believe that the taxidermy bird drones will be able to help wildlife in a natural way by blending into a natural environment and sending information back to research centres.

Cue the Democrat-media complex freakouts! Leftist tears have been flowing mightily ever since Trump shocked the world by winning every single swing state in last Tuesday’s electoral rout. But those tears turned into waterfalls after Trump tapped Army veteran and Fox News host Pete Hegseth to clean out the Augean stables at the bloated, woke-addled Pentagon.

A RUSSIAN TV chef who fled to London after opposing Vladimir Putin’s Ukraine war has been found dead in a Belgrade hotel. Alexei Zimin, 52, died suddenly on a promotional tour to the Serbian capital where authorities said his cause of death remained “unclear“. Zimin – Russia’s answer to Jamie Oliver – met the British celebrity chef and was also a pal of Hollywood star Jude Law.

Allegations about Rep. Matt Gaetz having 𝑠e𝑥ual relationships with underage girls have resurfaced after Donald Trump announced the Florida representative as his pick for Attorney General. Sen. Markwayne Mullin slammed Gaetz earlier this year for showing images of girls he ‘slept with’ to colleagues on the floor of the U.S. House. The Oklahoma Senator now tells CNN that he trusts Trump’s decision to pick Gaetz to join his cabinet.

THE EXECUTION of a man was halted after 28 agonising seconds, only for the victim to be executed a second time months later. Family of Iranian Ahmad Alizadeh, 26, was forced to watch on in horror as they begged “forgiveness“ for their dying relative. However, this cry only prolonged Ahmad’s already crippling pain.

The FBI has seized the CEO of Polymarket’s phone and electronics after the election-betting platform successfully forecast Donald Trump’s win. Shayne Coplan, 26, was targeted at his Soho home during a dawn raid on Wednesday, sources told the New York Post. The insider blasted the seizure as ‘grand political theater at its worst’.

A RUSSIAN influencer was jailed after letting his newborn starve to death and demanding he should merely live on sunlight instead of food. “Raw food fanatic“ Maxim Lyutyi, 44, has been serving his sentence in a high security penal colony since April – but has now been slapped with a harsher punishment. Lyutyi’s son Kosmos, who was born prematurely, died from “pneumonia and emaciation“ due to poor feeding habits.

London’s phone theft epidemic shows no signs of abating, but as marauding gangs continue to prowl the city on a daily basis, some hardy locals have become too smart for the criminals. Circling around London’s exclusive areas in the saddle of a moped or, more commonly, silent and illegally modified e-bikes, these ruthless phone snatchers will stop at nothing. Speeding around corners and catching locals and tourists off guard, they pounce within seconds, leaving unwitting victims with zero time to react before they realise what has happened.